to the jerk who stole my package from the lobby of my building

[kenjari]

Dear Asshole,
No thanks to you, I never got my package. No doubt you swiped that nice brown box expecting to find something shiny inside - an ipod, or some DVDs, a cell phone. Something that you could either use yourself or sell for a nice chunk of change on eBay. I bet you were pretty confused when you tore open that package and found two mylar sacks of powder and seeds, and two bottles of capsules. You probably didn't spend any time wondering what the hell all that was, but let me fill you in anyway. All that stuff is supplements that I need to manage a chronic medical condition. That stuff you probably tossed in the nearest dumpster is necessary to keep me from feeling like shit all the time. Swiping packages after they've been delivered is pretty uncool no matter what's in them, but stealing medicine from the sick is really fucking low. You suck.
Unkind regards,
kenjari

Comments

[pantsie.livejournal.com]

That is so sucky! As ladybird97 would say, "SMITE!"

[ladybird97.livejournal.com]

And indeed, I will. SMITE!

And hugs to you. That really supremely sucks.

[karakara98.livejournal.com]

May I participate in the smiting as well?

And meanwhile, may the replacements find you soon!