(no subject)

Dear Sinuses,
We live in a modern, technologically advanced society. Not only have we developed sophisticated meteorology, we have also made it possible to access a weather report via the internet at any time of day or night. Therefore, it is completely unnecessary for you to warn me of impending weather changes with a sudden sinus attack that leaves me so dizzy and queasy that I must spend an hour in the nurse's station at work laying down with a basin at my side. Trust me, a minor headache or perhaps an irrational urge to check the national weather service website will suffice.
Sincerely,
Me