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[kenjari]

I'm terribly amused that this came up with what is actually one of my favorite Eddie Izzard bits.

Which Eddie Izzard "Dressed to Kill" line are you? by Saphyne
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Eddie Izzard quote:	"In the end, the only way I could get that line into a conversation was I had to *go* to France with a cat, a mouse, a monkey, a table and chair!…and wander around heavily wooded areas!… 'Someone’s coming! Someone’s coming! Quick! Positions! Posit - les positions! Tout de suite! Tout de suite! Vas-y! Vas-y!… Bonjour!' 'Fwuh. Heya, bonjour. Qu'est-ce qui se passe?' 'Bonjour. Je suis anglais. Je suis ici en vacances. C'est très belle ici, les couleurs, les bois; ahh, très belle.' 'Fwwuuh. Ahhehhh.' 'Hyayhyay heh.' 'Tu es un travesti?' 'Oui, je suis un travesti, mais pas un travesti typical. Je suis un travesti executif…un travesti d'action.' 'Très bien.' 'Mais la souris est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le singe…le singe est disparu!'"
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[hca.livejournal.com]

Choking with laughter... Is Eddie Izzard rentable? I want to rent Dressed To Kill, suddenly.

[kenjari.livejournal.com]

I would imagine it's rentable. Also check out Glorious, which has a hilarious bit about air travel and chocolate biscuits.